What a great time to be alive!
Thanks giving day is hitting hard on UOSA and there are lots of folks to be introduced to BJV! Some new, some old returning vets.
Our guest tonight is none other than Jessie [cA]!
The guild tag speaks for itself, one may think.
I can't recall the amount of times vets told us that cA would have owned BJV back in the day; how good were cA compared to BJV; how BJV wouldn't have stood a chance against cA and everyone else. Because, BJV is not good, everybody and their brothers know that!
Here's a little story of Jessie.
He came to troll BJV at Cove invasion with his stealther Jessie. He placed a boat also for some reason (base of operations, who knows). The very second the boat was placed, operative Morpheous dropped an EV and Jessie died. From a vet like this you don't expect to die in such a way but it may happen.
What defenitely shouldn't happen is to carry boat keys on yourself, along with runebooks (with personal CY runes in it!) and other valuable stuff! Telekinesis does the job and the boat, together with Jessie's belongings are now property of BJV.
His trolliing doesn't end here, this is just the appetizer!
Yesterday he was constantly coming with his stealther to try and disrupt BJV operations at Cove, only to recall home the moment he was revealed! But thanks to Jessie's belongings, BJV had now access to Jessie's castle CY. Operative Sid Vicious promptly blocked the recall tile, so the next time Jessie came to troll, he found out he couldn't recall away anymore and met his fate.
But now something happens. Operative Morpheus realizes that Jessie's castle door was open, and that no tables were blocking the entrance. He proceeded to kill the owner and broke into the castle!
Thanks to this operation, loot formerly belonging to cA now belongs to BJV, including ultra rare non spawning items, a black dye tub and many valuable resources.
So what was Jessie doing in the meantime? Didn't he realize he was getting robbed? Apparently not...
Once Jessie realized, he went back home and proceeded to bank the remaining belongings, under the ever present BJV supervision of course.
Unfortunately, this tale of adventure has now come to an end.
BJV is deeply sorry for the inconvenience and wishes to offer something in return to Jessie. Nothing seems more appropriate than a book, by none other than chumbucket himself, leader and founder of [cA]. It seems perfectly fit for the occasion.
I guess whatever goes around comes around. House Inspector has been house inspected, and they all lived happily ever after!
Go BJV!