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Shopping is relaxing!

It was a quiet afternoon on UOSA. People were hiding in their houses, nobody was farming and BJV was ruling, sitting waiting for findings from their latest project in their castle.

All of a sudden, for the first time, the new project showed its potential.

We have had a contact!

Here's the detection, a new type of detection with this new project! Yet a new amazing idea from BJV.


From this simple piece of information, our operative Sting started his mission and promptly arrived on the scene.


As always, the waiting is part of the job. A relevant part of the job, as is during the waiting that you have to find opportunities. Sting is waiting for an opportunity. It's not going to be easy, and he has to move carefully.

The opportunity presents itself in the form of mob on the steps. A blade spirit is carelessly dropped but in the process makes its way, together with a vile air elemental, inside the house, where it also attacks the owner. Banning takes amazingly quite a lot of time, and the owner is now at very low health...

Sting understands this is the occasion he was waiting for!

A shot in the dark. Doors open and an ebolt is cast on the designated victim! Dead.


As you all know, you have to be alive to ban people, so now Sting proceedes unchallenged and safely to loot his victim, carry loot back to BJV castle, thus completing his mission!


But as in all BJV stories, the best has yet to come.

Tears. Fuel of BJV. Tears. In game, in discord, anywhere.

At first there is a contact on discord, to get loot back, which is defenitely legitim.


But amazingly, this perfectly fair offer has been refused. A full jester suit costs 11k, for reference.

And now, the tear bucket starts filling quickly!


Apparently looting someone in UOSA and offering a buy back option is online bullying, textbook online bullying! And apparently, Sting's owner has real life problems. For some weird reason assuming someone has real life problems is not being an internet bully. But it's not over until it's over!


The internet therapy was declined by Sting's owner, unfortunately.

The last gem is the in game cry, of course, with which, our little tale of adventure ends!


Yet again justice prevailed in UOSA, thanks to BJV.


Go BJV!

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